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March 27 • DOUBLE FEATURE
8:00 • She Used to Be My Girl (FABF22)
Kim Cattrall (Sex & the City) guest voices as one of Marge's high school friends, who is now a successful journalist, leading Marge to wonder if she did the right thing by marrying Homer instead of going to college...and Lisa to wonder if she did the right thing by sneaking into the back of Marge's friend's car to attend a UN women's conference, when they end up at the foot of an erupting volcano
9:00 • Pranksta Rap (GABF03)
50 Cent guest voices as himself as Bart sneaks out to a rap concert, but when he discovers Homer and Marge aren't particularly pleased about it, he hides out in Kirk van Houten's apartment and fakes his own kidnapping

April 3 • DOUBLE FEATURE

8:00 • The 7 Beer Snitch (GABF08)

Marge convinces Springfield to build a concert hall in order to show the rest of the world (well, Shelbyville, anyway) that Springfield is not just some backwater town

9:00 • Mommie Beerest (GABF01)

When Moe's Tavern faces closure by the new health inspector, Homer remortgages his house to help Moe pay for the repairs, but Marge demands that she become Moe's business partner in order to protect the family investment

Simpsons Guest Stars Season One (1989-90) Ron Taylor (Bleeding Gums Murphy) The jazz legend who is also Lisa's mentor.  Albert Brooks (Cowboy Bob) The manager of Cowboy Bob's RV Roundup.  Albert Brooks (Jacques) Marge has an affair with this bowling instructor.  Sam McMurray (Gulliver Dark) Sings at the Offramp Inn show.  June Foray (Babysitter service woman) The receptionist for the Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Babysitter Service gives the Simpson family.  Penny Marshall (Ms. Botz) Strict disciplinarian who turns out to be a criminal. Season Two (1990-91)  Harvey Fierstein (Karl) Homer's godsend of a secretary, who out-suckups Smithers. James Earl Jones (Mover, Serak the Preparer, Narrator) Jones's voice is used in all three segments: as a mover for OFF in "Bad Dream House," as the aliens' cook in "Hungry Are the Damned," and as the narrator for "The Raven." Tony Bennett Appears briefly while singing the "Capital City" song.  Tom Poston (Capital City Goofball) The greatest mascot in history.  Greg Berg (Homeless guys) Bart meets these two at the homeless shelter after running away from home.  George Takei (Akira, the waiter)  Joey Miyashima (Master Chef)  Diane Tanaka (Hostess) Workers at the Happy Sumo.  Larry King Narrates the Bible on tape.  Jon Lovitz (Artie Ziff, Mr. Seckofsky) Ziff is Marge's senior prom date in high school. Mr. Seckofsky is Homer's shop teacher. Danny DeVito (Herb Powell) Homer's previously unknown half-brother, who disowns him after Homer ruins his business.  Tracey Ullman (Emily Winthrop) Runs an obedience school where Santa's Little Helper was trained. Audrey Meadows (Bea Simmons) Grampa's girlfriend, who dies and leaves him her fortune. Jon Lovitz (Professor Lombarbo) The teacher of Marge's college art course. Ringo Starr Sent a letter to Marge about how much he loved her Sixties painting of him.  Sam Etic (aka Dustin Hoffman) (Mr. Bergstrom) The substitute teacher Lisa had a crush on.  Chloris Leachman (Mrs. Glick) The delusioned old woman Bart did chores for. Has appeared many times in later episodes, but not with Chloris Leachman's voice.  Daniel Stern (Narrator) Bart imagined his adult self narrating his childhood, like Kevin Arnold on "The Wonder Years." Season Three (1991-92)  John Jay Smith (aka Michael Jackson) (Leon Kompowsky) Thinks he's Michael Jackson. Wonderful self-ref to this and Mr. Bergstrom in "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie": "Everyone had a cameo. Even Michael Jackson and Dustin Hoffman. Of course, they weren't credited, but you knew it was them."  Joe Mantegna (Fat Tony, Himself playing Fat Tony) He's done the gangster Fat Tony many times, but on this ep he also played himself as Fat Tony in a "Movie of the Week" at the end of the show. Neil Patrick Harris (Himself playing Bart) Also in the "Movie of the Week."  Magic Johnson Gives Homer a congratulatory call. Later scores a miraculous basket after tripping.  Chick Hearn The announcer.  Jon Lovitz (Aristotle Amadopolis) Owner of the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant, who has Homer give an inspiring speech.  Jackie Mason (Rabbi Hyman Krustofski) Krusty the Clown's estranged father.  Catherine O'Hara (Collette) Moe's new waitress. Aerosmith Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Brad Whitford, Tom Hamilton and Joey Kramer do a gig while Moe's is popular. Let Moe sing along on "Walk This Way."  Sting Takes part in the "Sending Our Love Down the Well" benefit and the rescue of Bart.  Jon Lovitz (Aristotle Amadopolis) The owner of the Shelbyville NPP is back to make a wager with Burns. Wade Boggs  Jose Canseco  Roger Clemens  Ken Griffey, Jr.  Don Mattingly  Steve Sax  Mike Scioscia  Ozzie Smith  Darryl Strawberry All chosen as ringers for Burns' softball team, but only Strawberry plays.  Terry Cashman Announcer at the softball championship. Steve Allen (Bart's 'electronically altered' voice) In Bart's daydream. I loved hearing him say "Aye Carumba!"  Beverly D'Angelo (Lurleen Lumpkin) Homer's country singin' client - and temptress. Her only other line of dialogue, on "Marge vs. the Monorail," was spoken by Doris Grau, the voice of Lunchlady Doris.  Spinal Tap David St. Hubbins aka Michael McKean Nigel Tufnel aka Christopher Guest Derek Smalls aka Harry Shearer The fictional-turned-real heavy metal band (whose members include Simpsons regular Harry Shearer) performs a concert.  Kimmy Robertson (Samantha Stanky) The girl Milhouse falls in love with.  Danny DeVito (Herb Powell) Herb comes up with a moneymaking scheme to get out of the gutter in his return appearance.  Joe Frazier Announces Homer as the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award forOutstanding Achievment in the Field of Excellence.

Season Four (1992-93) Jon Lovitz (Llewellyn Sinclair) Director of the play. Lovitz also does the voice of Sinclair's sister, who runs the Ayn Rand School for Tots. Bob Hope Performs at Fort Springfield with Lisa. Neil Armstrong Heard when Homer remembers his moon landing in 1969.  Tom Jones Marge's favorite singer, kidnapped by Burns to woo her.  Sarah Gilbert (Laura Powers) The new neighbor's daughter, who Bart gets a crush on.  Pamela Reed (Sara Powers) The new neighbor. Linda Ronstadt Sings the "Plow King" jingle.  Adam West Meets Homer at the auto show.  Elizabeth Taylor (Maggie Simpson) Says "Daddy" at the end - one of only two official spoken words for the Simpsons tot.  Leonard Nimoy A passenger on the monorail's doomed maiden voyage. Dr. Joyce Brothers Appears on the Smartline show. Only line of dialogue: "I brought my own mike!"  Brooke Shields Gives an award to Abe.  Barry White Serves as the grand marshall for Whacking Day. Later helps save the snakes. David Crosby Helps Lionel Hutz kick his alcohol addiction. Johnny Carson  Bette Midler  Luke Perry  Hugh Hefner  Red Hot Chili Peppers Anthony Kiedis Flea Arik Marshall Chris Smith Guests on Krusty's Komeback Special.  Barry White A contestant on Springfield Squares.  Elizabeth Taylor Turns down an offer to appear on the Komeback Special, which she later regrets. Season Five (1993-94)  David Crosby Gives the Be Sharps a Grammy.  George Harrison Meets Homer at the after-award show party and rooftop concert.  The Dapper Dans (The Be Sharps) This authentic barbershop quartet does the Be Sharps' singing voices.  The Ramones Joey Ramone Johnny Ramone C.J. Ramone Marky Ramone Heckle Burns at his birthday party.  Pamela Reed (Ruth Powers) Returns for a night on the town turned vigilante spree with Marge.  George Feneman (Narrator) Does the Dragnet-like ending sequence.  James Brown Sings at the "Do What You Feel" festival.  Albert Brooks (Brad Goodman, McGonickle) Does the voice of the self-help guru and the TV show cop who cops an attitude.  Ernest Borgnine Leads the Junior Campers retreat. Werner Klemperer (Colonel Klink) Reprises his "Hogan's Heroes" role as the form Homer's guardian angel assumes.  Michelle Pfeiffer (Mindy Simmons) Homer's co-worker and temptress.  Gerry Cooney Official greeter at Burns' casino.  Robert Goulet Sings at Bart's treehouse casino. Sam Neill (Malloy) Grampa's friend, later shown to be the Cat Burglar.  Conan O'Brien Bart appears on his show. O'Brien himself wrote three Simpsons episodes. James Woods Takes over Apu's job at the Kwik-E-Mart. Kathleen Turner (Stacy Lovell) The creator of Malibu Stacy.  Buzz Aldrin Accompanies Homer on his space voyage. James Taylor Sings for the astronauts. Season Six (1994-95)  Winona Ryder (Allison Taylor) Lisa's rival, a new student in Springfield Elementary.  Albert Brooks (Jacques)  Sara Gilbert (Laura Powers)  Jon Lovitz (Artie Ziff)  Michelle Pfeiffer (Mindy Simmons) These guests appear through clips from "Life On the Fast Lane" "New Kid on the Block", "The Way We Was", and "The Last Temptation of Homer" respectively.  Dr.Demento Briefly heard on Bart's radio. Larry King Mediates the Mayoral Debates.  Henry Corden (Fred Flintstone) Talks to Bart on the Flintstone Phone.  James Earl Jones (Maggie Simpson) Speaks one line in an alternate universe during "Time and Punishment."  Meryl Streep (Jessica Lovejoy) Bart's evil girlfriend, and Rev. Lovejoy's daughter. Dennis Franz (Himself playing Homer) From the Fox TV movie "Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber." Ted Danson (Sam Malone)  Woody Harrelson (Woody Boyd) Rhea Perlman (Carla Tortelli) Jon Ratzenberger (Cliff Claven) George Wendt (Norm Peterson) All play their "Cheers" characters in a bar Homer stumbles across.  Ann Bancroft (Dr. Zweig) Marge's therapist. Patrick Stewart (Number One) Head of the Stonecutters, Springfield division.  Dick Cavett Co-hosts the Regional Ace Awards with Krusty Homer. Johnny Unitas Advertises the Lady Krusty Mustache Trimmer. Mel Brooks Homer's customer in the limo.  Susan Sarandon (Ballet Teacher) Teaches Bart how to do ballet. Jon Lovitz (Jay Sherman) The Critic, who comes to Springfield to judge the local film festival.  Maurice LaMarche (George C. Scott) Doing his Oscar winner "Man Getting Hit by Football."  Mandy Patankin (Hugh Parkfield) Lisa's fiance in 2010.  Ron Taylor (Bleeding Gums Murphy) Returns only to die.  Steve Allen Hosts the Tonight Show in a flashback. Tito Puente Teacher for Lisa's proposed jazz course. After being cancelled because of budget cuts, he becomes a suspect.

Season Seven (1995-96) Tito Puente Clears himself with a slanderous mambo.  Mickey Rooney Tries to convince Milhouse to continue as Fallout Boy.  Paul & Linda McCartney The first married couple guest stars in history help Lisa keep away from meat.  Paul Anka Sings the "Just Don't Look" jingle in "Attack of the 50 Ft. Eyesores." Glenn Close (Grandma Simpson) Homer's long-lost mother, assumed dead but actually an underground fugitive.  Harry Morgan (Bill Gannon) FBI agent trying to arrest Grandma Simpson.  R. Lee Emrey (Colonel Leslie Hapablap) In charge of Springfield's Air Force base.  Buzz Aldrin In a clip from "Deep Space Homer".  Glenn Close (Grandma Simpson) In an outtake from "Mother Simpson."  Liz Georges (Maggie Simpson) Utters the line "Good night" in the "Good Night" clip from the Tracey Ullman days.  Lawrence Tierney (Don Brodka) Detective at Try-n-Save.  Tom Kite Gives Homer golfing tips.  Bob Newhart Speaks at Krusty's funeral. Donald Sutherland (Hollis Hurlbut) Runs Springfield's Historical Society. Suzanne Somers Announcer at the Itchy & Scratchy parade.  Kirk Douglas (Chester J. Lampwick) The real creator of Itchy.  Jack Sheldon (Amendment) Sings during the "I'm an Amendment-to-Be" sketch. Jeff Goldblum (MacArthur Parker) Troy McClure's agent.  Cypress Hill Sen Dog B-Real Mixmaster Muggs Performs while high.  Peter Frampton Gets the short end of the stick; Homer ruins his pig, Cypress Hill steals his orchestra, and Sonic Youth steals his watermelon.  Smashing Pumpkins Billy Corgan James Iha D'Arcy Wretzky Jimmy Chamberlain Advise Homer about being a super freak.  Sonic Youth Thurston Moore Lee Ranaldo Kim Gordon Steve Shelley Gets into Peter Frampton's cooler.  Christina Ricci (Erin) One of Lisa's newfound friends. Season Eight (1996-97) Albert Brooks (Hank Scorpio) Homer's new boss, and a power-crazed supervillian.  Michael Buffer Announces the Simpson-Tatum match.  Paul Winfield (Lucious Sweet) Moe's mentor, and Tatum's manager.  Rodney Dangerfield (Larry Burns) Mr. Burns' boorish son.  Jon Lovitz (Jay Sherman) Committed, possibly after his show was cancelled.  Johnny Cash (Coyote) Guide to Homer's quest for a soulmate.  Leonard Nimoy Hosts the show; orders a hot dog.  Gillian Anderson (Dana Scully)  David Duchovny (Fox Mulder) Reprise their "X Files" characters and investigate Homer's sighting of an alien.  Jack Lemmon (Frank Ormand) The Pretzel Wagon Man.  John Waters (John) Homer's gay friend; runs a collectibles shop in the mall.  David Hyde Pierce (Cecil Terwilliger) Sideshow Bob's younger brother. Dave Thomas (Rex Banner) Fights the war against alcohol in Springfield. Bret "The Hitman" Hart Moves into Mr. Burns' mansion.  Sab Shimono (Mr. Sparkle) A corporate mascot who looks like Homer. Gailard Sartain (Big Daddy) Wiggum's nemesis in "Chief Wiggum, PI." Tim Conway Guest star on "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour."  Willem Dafoe (Commandant) In charge of the military academy Bart and Lisa attend Season Nine (1997-98) Martin Sheen (Sgt. Seymour Skinner) The "real" Skinner.  Fyvush Finkel (Himself playing Krusty) On a WB TV movie of Krusty's life. Joe Namath Gives Bart advice on football - and vapor lock.  Roy Firestone Hosted the "Sports Spew!" radio show.  Mike Judge (Hank Hill) Guest stars from "King of the Hill".  Jan Hooks (Manjula) Apu's fiance.  Andrea Martin (Apu's mother) Comes to see Apu get married to Manjula.  Stephen Jay Gould Examines the angel.  Alex Trebek Hosts "Jeopardy!" like on real life, but tells Marge she owes them money.  Jim Varney (Cooter) The carny who takes over the Simpson house.  Jack Ong (Chinese fisherman) Catches Otto.  James Earl Jones (Narrator) Explains how the kids get back to civilization in time for... Bruce Baum Janeane Garafolo  Bobcat Goldthwait  Steven Wright Appear at the Springfield Comedy Fest.  Jay Leno At the Comedy Fest, but also helps Krusty reform his act. Hank Williams, Jr Sings the Canyonero theme at the end. Helen Hunt (Renee) Moe's expensive girlfriend.  Bob Denver Performs at the USO club.  Rod Steiger (Captain Tenille) Commands Homer's nuclear sub.  Paul Winfield (Lucious Sweet) Makes a brief return; apparently has tax problems. U2 Bono The Edge Adam Clayton Larry Mullen Help Homer win his campaign for sanitation engineer.  Steve Martin (Ray Patterson) The former sanitation engineer.  Brendan Fraser (Brad)  Steven Weber (Neil) Spokesmen for Powersauce Bars  Lisa Kudrow (Alexis) A new kid in school; she wants to grow up quickly. Season Ten (1998-99)  William Daniels (KITT) Appears in the slide show.  Robert Englund (Freddy Kruger) Speaks in couch scene  Ed McMahon Hosts Snake's execution.  Regis Philbin & Kathie Lee Gifford Bart & Lisa land in their soup.  Jerry Springer Homer, Marge, Maggie, and Kang appear on his show.  Kim Basinger Alec Baldwin Ron Howard Getting away from it all in Springfield, until Homer blabs.  Brian Grazer Runs the studio Ron Howard sells the movie idea to.  Martin Mull (Seth)  George Carlin (Munchie) Homer's hippie pals.  Mark Hamill Appears at the sci-fi convention and dinner theater. Dick Tutfield (Voice of the robot) At the sci-fi convention; reprises his role from the "Lost in Space" TV show.  The Moody Blues Ray Thomas Graeme Edge Justin Hayward John Lodge Befriend Homer and Ned in the casino.  Cyndi Lauper Sings the national anthem.  Fred Willard (Wally Krogen) Springfield travel agent.  Rosey Grier Runs the chapel. Troy Aikman Draws caricatures.  Dan Marino Throws passes outside the Super Bowl.  Pat Summerall  John Madden Announce the Super Bowl.  Dolly Parton Springs Homer and his pals from jail.  Rupert Murdoch Homer and his buddies break into his booth.  Ed Begley, Jr. Advocates solar energy; chains himself to a tree.  Jan Hooks (Manjula) Apu's wife has marital problems. Elton John Sings an ode for Manjula.  Isabella Rossellini (Astrid Weller)  Jasper Johns Homer's fellow artists/art critics.  Jack LaLane Tries to save Springfield's elders.  Michael McKean (Jerry Rude) Shock jock who interviews Mr. Burns.  Stephen Hawking Saves Lisa from town riots. George Takei (Game Show Host) Puts the Simpson family through a tough ordeal to return home. Season Eleven (1999-2000) The B-52's Sing the "Glove Slap" number.  Ed Asner (Springfield Shopper editor) Hires Homer to be a food critic. Mark McGwire Does the dirty work for Major League Baseball. Mel Gibson Homer thinks his movie stinks, so they remake it.  Jack Burns (Edward Christian) Studio executive who dislikes Homer and Mel's "altered" ego                 Lucy Lawless Kidnapped by The Collector. Dick Clark Hosts Springfield's New Year's Rockin' Eve.  Tom Arnold In the rocket of undesirable celebs. Ron Howard Guest on Springfield Squares; later reassures.  Penn & Teller Homer ruins their act.  Jan Hooks (Manjula) Bears octuplets.  Garry Marshall (Larry Kidkill) The exploitive zookeeper.  Butch Patrick The Zookeeper's helper.  John Goodman (Meat Hook) Head of Bakersfield's Hell's Satans.  Henry Winkler (Ramrod) Another Hell's Satan.  NRBQ Perform at the biker club and over the clown                                                   Don Cheadle (Brother Faith) Inspires Bart to become a faith h Britney Spears Co-presenter at the awards show.  Randy Bachman  Fred Turner